People Who Make No Noise Are Dangerous |
Res Ipsa Loquitor. (Fuck, I'm now 28) I am a 26 year old Family Law attorney, living in NYC. I am infamous (in my own world) for my impersonations. Those include, but are not limited to, Marge Simpson & Marisa Tomei's character in My Cousin Vinny. Most of the things that I enjoy are bad for me. I am fun and usually very nice. |
I’ve gone and done it. I joined Match.com for a 1 month sampling. Adam Lambert isn’t on there. Neither is Stephen Moyer or Nathan Fillion. Odds of me finding someone I like: 0. Odds that I will have funny little anecdotes about the scaries who contact me: 10/10. E.g.: I received an email from a bloke by the name of Lior who wrote that he is “one of a kind” and “not to be arrogant, but this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.” Yes, Lior, indeed it is.
