People Who Make No Noise Are Dangerous

Res Ipsa Loquitor.
I am a Family Law/Matrimonial Attorney, living in NYC. I am infamous (in my own world) for my impersonations. Those include, but are not limited to, Marge Simpson & Marisa Tomei's character in My Cousin Vinny.
My passion for animals is a big part of what defines me. So is my passion for handbags and shoes.
Most of the things that I enjoy are bad for me.
I am fun and usually very nice.

"Small is good. My powers slip through the cracks."

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suicideblonde:

All of these YSL shoes are sextastic, but as my attraction to black stilettos is fetishistic and all-consuming, the ones on the far right are making my fingers itch with the need to touch.

Life in Travel: Traveling through Shoes River

The metallic strappies are delicious. I would give up eating for a few days to get my hands on those.

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suicideblonde Para ir a la piscina tal vez….
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Then I call dibs...the silver sparkly ones second from the right! (Predictable,
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completely agree, especially after trying...those YSLs this weekend and falling
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Oh shoe porn. How I love thee. These look like about 4 inches. When you...5’2” tall heels
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The metallic strappies...delicious. I would give up eating for a few days
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a MUST HAVE !! i wannnnnt !!
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let’s get some
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I am particularly attracted...left. Delicious animal print!
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I would wear ALL
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