People Who Make No Noise Are Dangerous

Res Ipsa Loquitor.
I am a Family Law/Matrimonial Attorney, living in NYC. I am infamous (in my own world) for my impersonations. Those include, but are not limited to, Marge Simpson & Marisa Tomei's character in My Cousin Vinny.
My passion for animals is a big part of what defines me. So is my passion for handbags and shoes.
Most of the things that I enjoy are bad for me.
I am fun and usually very nice.

"Small is good. My powers slip through the cracks."