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Res Ipsa Loquitor. (Fuck, I'm now 28) I am a 26 year old Family Law attorney, living in NYC. I am infamous (in my own world) for my impersonations. Those include, but are not limited to, Marge Simpson & Marisa Tomei's character in My Cousin Vinny. Most of the things that I enjoy are bad for me. I am fun and usually very nice. |
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Mollie and I, grabbing a drink at the event… thanks to Her Energy and Marani Vodka!
Alana Joy’s hair. WANT!
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You ate the last pork chop didn’t you!?!!
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Ricky Gervais. We all look so young, when we’re…younger.
I’m thrilled he’ll be hosting the Golden Globes.
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Wowserz, I’m having a reaction *almost* like the one that I had when I saw Brandon pre-Elvis bloat and Godfather trilogy. Sophomore year in Seneca Hall at Colleg-in-the-Woods dorm of Binghamton University, Pete and I watched a VHS of “A Streetcar Named Desire” to study up for our scene from the play for Theatre class. I practically gasped when I realized that ole fat Marlon was an ADONIS!!!
May I start a “FuckYeahRickyGervais” tumblr?
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notes YOU MUST READ 'GROWING UP CULLEN'. THIS MEANS YOU, NIELA.wIt’s the result of two genius LiveJournal-ers shootings IMs back and forth about life in the Cullen household.
It is COMEDY GOLD.
Just started reading, but it’s GOLD! Awesome
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"Happiness doesn’t always make you happy."
Judith, Where the Wild Things Are
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"Small is good. My powers slip through the cracks."
Max—Where the Wild Things Are
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caro:
Anybody who has already seen Where The Wild Things Are will appreciate this one.
(photo by Flickr user Tut99 (Roger))
It’s Bob and Terry!!! Brilliant!
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"His name is Falcon, but he barely got off the ground."
Idiot newscaster (or quite possibly, brilliant newscaster) from ABC 11 o’clock news.
Cut to Falcon: “I was in the attic.”
This kid has got to be the dumbest kid ever (or quite possibly, brilliant).
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"Inside all of us is a wild thing."
Maurice Sendak
Sooo going to see this with my bff tomorrow night, in IMAX of course.
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this may cause me to sleep with the light on for the foreseeable future. the animal is an aye-aye, and that is apt.
huffpo doing what they do best (providing mostly useless knowledge put together in an unprofessional shamble) with their “9 weirdest looking animals you didn’t know existed” newsbreaker.
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I wonder what this says about me that I would adopt this creature.
