January 2011
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Facebook
I somehow locked myself out of Facebook and it seems that because I fumbeld my password multiple times and the password resets did not work, for some odd reason, my account has been disabled.
Any good techies able to help a girl out?
OMG Trainer Joey just did this thing called “the boom.” It should have made me go “ick,” but I love him even more now. What???
Also, he just said, “you’re under arrest for being overweight…in the City of Angels.”
Someone get me his number stat…my ass could use some training from a cheesy tatted angel-faced Joey
MTV's I Used to be Fat
I have so much love for this show.
Tonight, I have sooo much love for Jordan’s Trainer Joey. Let me preface this post by saying that I don’t typically like men with muscles, but oh Trainer Joey, will you marry me?
With the face of an angel, he’s also funny as fuck with choice sayings like,
“Life isn’t all rainbows and unicorns flying around.”
“Think of...
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Apparently, the way to get your nails filed square in the nail salon by my office is to ask for “very very square.” Whenever I ask for a square shape, I get this odd Julia Allison shape which just looks dreadful…you know what I’m talking about peops, right…rounded and narrow-looking…ugh.
Whenever I ask for a very square shape, I get a not-so terrible almond...
profashional:
My husband made me dinner to celebrate the beginning of vacation and my raise.
It was absolutely, positively perfect and delicious.
(yes, that is a plate of tots and a glass of wine. no, i didn’t eat anything else)
One day, I very much hope to have a mate who makes me tots (tots! they had a whole Glee episode just about tots!)
Instant reblog!
On Birth Certificates
Yesterday in court, the mother on one of my cases said that she didn’t have her child’s birth certificate…like at all…she lost it or something…and I was all, “lady, I had birth certificates for my Cabbage Patch kids, what is wrong with you?”
sarazucker asked: i couldn't help feeling compelled to address your re-blog, which accused me of stereotyping. my background is russian as well and, in addition to being cast in numerous temple plays of 'fiddler on the roof,' was merely making a jest at my own heritage and cultural fashion norms. the russian soldiers in any version i've ever been in or seen have worn that exact same outfit....
Happy Meals
mmm…make me happy…
that is all :)
