February 2009
97 posts
Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away
Old Jews Telling Jokes →
sade:
(via samreich)
Oh. My. God. This is my shit.
When I was a wee one, I took my grandma’s book of Dirty Yiddish Jokes. Yes. Really. This is where it all started.
walpaper:
Spirit In The Sky Norman Greenbaum...
January 2009
102 posts
25 Random Things
overflowing:
omnialx:
overflowing:
this is my kinda girl
Aw, thank you. You sorta made my day with that comment :)
1) My middle name is Samantha. I still wish that it were my first name (instead of Mikaiela/Miki).
2) I have a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel named Madyline. She is the love of my life. I spelled her name the way that I did because I am very into phonetics, and...
gimmick:
iammiki:
I am taking the Jeopardy Online Test for the 2nd year in a row…I wannna get on this time!!!
I took it tonight too, and I made my mom sign up to take it tomorrow!
Wah, it was pretty difficult…oh well, maybe Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? haha
I am taking the Jeopardy Online Test for the 2nd year in a row…I wannna get on this time!!!
“It was quite a wedding and as i stood there watching i realized something i’d...”
– Bride Wars
Not as cheesy as expected…it wasn’t so much about weddings or the bride war, but about the bonds that girls have and that sometimes, those bonds are so much stronger than anything else in life.
The unthinkable
mandalay:
One of my college friends almost, almost, almost has me convinced to do match.com. I am so bored I am actually considering it. Thing is, based on my 8+ years in DC, I can pretty much guarantee how the dates will go:
So what do you do? I’m a lawyer/hill staffer/lobbyist. I work for big firm/senator/big firm. I pretend that I like art/hiking/music, but I really only do those things once...
“The worst thing a guy can do is make a girl fall for him with no intentions of...”
– (via littlemiss) (via kari-shma) (via imitationissuicide) (via izaluckycat) (via keeleychevrier)
fixed*
(via bringtheruckuss)
Oh fucking hell! I love you, BTR.
(via switchblades)
Swap Meat
dearoldlove:
You got my virginity, I got your Mom’s chile recipe.
I got regret and a summer (plus?) of humiliation…I’d say an even trade…NOT!
“Have you ever realized that when…people say you’ve changed it’s just because...”
– (via vintagefem, inspe, i1326) (via mandalay)
Yup, ‘tis true.
818-663-9426
adeandabet:
peterwknox:
Just called me with an automated message that this is my second warning against updating my automobile insurance to protect myself and my car.
I haven’t had a car for three years. The entire time I’ve had this phone number, I haven’t had a car. Yeesh.
I get these like once a week
I get these about 3x per week. Not only have I never owned a vehicle in my entire...
“She was a girl who knew how to be happy even when she was sad. And that’s...”
– Marilyn Monroe (via overflowing)
Three New Shows to Add to the DVR
1) Damages (I realize that it’s in its second season, but thanks to the internets, I am caught up with the plot).
2) United States of Tara
3) Secret Diary of a Call Girl
Oh, and this further justifies my need for cable tv!
(In addition to Tudors, Big Love, Curb, True Blood).
And that's Why I've Been Miki since practically...
MIKI
Gender: Feminine
Usage: Japanese
Other Scripts: 美紀 (Japanese)
From Japanese 美 (mi) “beautiful” and 紀 (ki) “chronicle”.
http://www.behindthename.com/
MIKAIELA
Gender: Feminine
Usage: Scandinavian
Feminine form of MICHAEL—-NO SHIT
Lady Doctor Suggestion Box
So, I went to the Lady Doctor today. Incidentally, he is not a lady, haha. Anyway, at the front by the reception desk, sat a box (no pun intended) and it said, “Suggestion Box” in approximately 5 different languages.
I have a suggestion.
When you go to the dentist, you get a lollipop. I’ve always found this kind of odd, seeing as how lollipops seem to defeat the purpose of...
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her...”
– Oscar Wilde (via kari-shma) (via shiningstar)
Wow, why is OW dead?!? I would totally date him just for saying good shit like this :)
I don't see how liking posts that have nothing to...
(via afghanistanbananastand)
Hahahahaha
1.15.09
seriouslythough:
qod:
We got a late one!
Whats your middle name?
Kelly. Yes, it’s Erin Kelly. I’m a little Irish.
Samantha is mine. Mikaiela Samantha…so yea, Miki it is.
doree:
CHESLEY “SULLY” SULLENBERGER III.
Just say that name a few times. This guy is straight out of Fitzgerald. Or a Gossip Girl episode!
Hahaha…my thoughts exactly when I saw his name splattered all over the place.
Watchshiningstar:
realrealsoft:
i love making fun of julia allison. this is old, but hey.
this is awesome.
you are hilarious.
I would get a copy of Wired if you were on it, realrealsoft :) Highlarious!
biteofpythias:
did JA really just write a 1250 word post to a largely NYC young professional audience about how hard work is?
Ben and Jen's baby name: Seraphina Rose Affleck →
(via shiningstar)
My roommate doesn’t think that this type of information is relevant. Kind of a problem for a girl (me) who squeals, “ooh, Valentina” AT WORK when a co-worker was looking at a picture of Salma Hayek with baby.
Well done shingingstar…nice picture too!!!
So I'm thinking of taking a day trip to NYC...
stupidinboston:
Anyone want to meet up?
Yay! Stupid in nyc!