November 2011
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Nov 5th
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September 2011
2 posts
Sep 15th
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Sep 15th
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June 2011
7 posts
Jun 9th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 7th
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Jun 7th
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Setting Myself Up? Always
I have this really annoying habit of crushing on people who are unavailable, unattainable or not in my zip code.  I’m sure this a common thing for many women and all, but still, it’s frakking annoying!!!  It seems as though I am unable to form a connection with men who (on paper) would work.  I hate on paper.  I’m one of those women who still subscribes to that cliched...
Jun 3rd
Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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May 2011
36 posts
May 26th
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May 26th
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I Broke in My Purple Clogs
Every time I wear new/newish shoes, the only thought going through my mind (other than “owie a new blister”) is that line from Clueless where Mel Horowitz, Cher’s father, asks Cher what she did in school that day. Cher’s reply, “I broke in my purple clogs.” Every.  Time. Also, if I’m wearing a pair that are making me wince, I think of that episode of...
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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TVality
You know that you have serious problems when you see things and they remind you of characters in TV shows. Today, as I’m scooting over to Duane Reade to pick up a bowl of Easy Mac (jealous?), I notice an orange motorcycle parked outside the Court House.  Immediately, my brain is all, “OMG, what is House doing here?” Yes, Greg House of Fox’s House…
May 23rd
United States of Tara has been canceled. I need to...
Hell to the NO!!!  What will happen to T and Alice and Buck?!? And Marshall and Kate?
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 20th
May 19th
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Does anyone other than moi watch My Life as Liz? I seriously love her and want her to be my biff. How can I go about doing this? Also, if Liz is a real-life girl and not just some MTV manufactured reality doll then I bet she has a Tumblr…she would totally have a Tumblr.
May 18th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 13th
May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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lostf4te asked: So, I was on the show the day Dr. Oz had the Teen Moms on and your post just came up in my dashboard!
May 10th
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Favorite Co-Worker who also happens to be a...
Co-Worker: What do you do with the MID files and the stip files?
Me: You makes copies of the signed MIDs for the file and give them to the team leader on duty and you make copies of the signed stips for the file and give them to the paralegal on duty.
Co-Worker: I'm going to forget that.
Me: I'll bet.
Co-Worker: Look at that. I already forgot.
Love him.
May 4th
May 4th
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May 4th
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Reason Why I'm Single #57341
I have a date today.  With a real-life dude.  And all I keep thinking about is Teen Mom on Dr. Oz waiting for me on my DVR.  I have mental problems. For realsies.  UPDATE: Freudian Slip: I originally wrote “I hate a date today.”
May 3rd
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Teen Mom on Oz
Attention fellow Teen Mom fans (y’all know who you are): If you haven’t already done so, DVR Dr. Oz at 3pm today.  The Teen Moms are on discussing the glamorization of teen pregnancy.  I saw the preview and Maci’s all, “we didn’t ask to be on the covers of these magazines” and Dr. Oz is all, “well, you allowed video cameras to document your lives as a...
May 3rd
Buried at sea is the new dog ate my homework.
May 3rd
April 2011
17 posts
Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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