People Who Make No Noise Are Dangerous

Res Ipsa Loquitor.
(Fuck, I'm now 27) I am a 26 year old Family Law attorney, living in NYC. I am infamous (in my own world) for my impersonations. Those include, but are not limited to, Marge Simpson & Marisa Tomei's character in My Cousin Vinny.
Most of the things that I enjoy are bad for me.
I am fun and usually very nice.

Jul 1, 2009 10:07am

I'm having a True Blood conundrum.

jgh:

In Season Two Ep One, Jason lies to Sookie about where he is going on his spiritual camp.

But… how could he lie? Sookie reads minds. Couldn’t Sookie just read Jason’s mind and know that he’s lying to her and what his real plans are?

Sorry, I’m catching up and this is bugging me!

Sookie tries, sometimes in vain, to not read the minds of those with whom she is close, unless it’s an emergency situation.  Sookie wouldn’t try to read Jason’s mind regarding something as trivial as a trip to spiritual camp.

Jul 1, 2009 9:54am
overflowing: mylifeasuknowit: Best Movie EVER It’s a satchel! “We’re three best friends and we’ll love each other ‘til the end…”

overflowing:

mylifeasuknowit:

Best Movie EVER

It’s a satchel!

“We’re three best friends and we’ll love each other ‘til the end…”
Jun 25, 2009 9:46am
barefootvinyl: Huggable by =AntonellaB on deviantART Tiger striped belly, get in mah belly now

barefootvinyl:

Huggable by =AntonellaB on deviantART
Tiger striped belly, get in mah belly now
Jun 25, 2009 9:46am
barefootvinyl: Waffle Fantastic Studs by ~PetitPlat on deviantART  Want!

barefootvinyl:

Waffle Fantastic Studs by ~PetitPlat on deviantART

 Want!
Jun 23, 2009 9:36am
ohfortheloveofdog: carolinek: Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal doing the New York Times crossword together over breakfast yesterday morning at Georgetown’s Le Pain Quotidien — gym clothes, shades, baseball caps (Jake’s with a Nats logo!). And then, hmmm, what do you know, they just happened to leave the paper behind … and they filled it out in ink. And mostly got it right! The Monday puzzle, but still. The movie stars (she’s shooting here) seem to have struggled with 57 Down, “Workplace watchdog org.” (Answer: “OSHA”; a few more weeks in D.C. and they’ll ace that stuff.) (via The Reliable Source & Just Jared) Here in DC, we like our celeb news from the Washington Post and extra Gossip-y) I KNEW IT. Le Pain Quotidien is less than half a block from my office. Why couldn’t I have seen him!? Whyyyyy??? A) They are cuteness personified, squared. B) I wish I had someone with whom to do the NYT puzzle and to wear matching workout/bumming around clothes. C) I got OSHA correct and I did the entire puzzle solo, Monday yes, but still.

ohfortheloveofdog:

carolinek:

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal doing the New York Times crossword together over breakfast yesterday morning at Georgetown’s Le Pain Quotidien — gym clothes, shades, baseball caps (Jake’s with a Nats logo!). And then, hmmm, what do you know, they just happened to leave the paper behind … and they filled it out in ink. And mostly got it right! The Monday puzzle, but still. The movie stars (she’s shooting here) seem to have struggled with 57 Down, “Workplace watchdog org.” (Answer: “OSHA”; a few more weeks in D.C. and they’ll ace that stuff.)

(via The Reliable Source & Just Jared) Here in DC, we like our celeb news from the Washington Post and extra Gossip-y)

I KNEW IT. Le Pain Quotidien is less than half a block from my office. Why couldn’t I have seen him!? Whyyyyy???
A) They are cuteness personified, squared. B) I wish I had someone with whom to do the NYT puzzle and to wear matching workout/bumming around clothes. C) I got OSHA correct and I did the entire puzzle solo, Monday yes, but still.
Jun 23, 2009 12:19am
I’ve gone and done it. I joined Match.com for a 1 month sampling. Adam Lambert isn’t on there. Neither is Stephen Moyer or Nathan Fillion. Odds of me finding someone I like: 0. Odds that I will have funny little anecdotes about the scaries who contact me: 10/10. E.g.: I received an email from a bloke by the name of Lior who wrote that he is “one of a kind” and “not to be arrogant, but this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.” Yes, Lior, indeed it is.
Jun 22, 2009 2:19pm
suicideblonde: All of these YSL shoes are sextastic, but as my attraction to black stilettos is fetishistic and all-consuming, the ones on the far right are making my fingers itch with the need to touch. Life in Travel: Traveling through Shoes River The metallic strappies are delicious.  I would give up eating for a few days to get my hands on those.

suicideblonde:

All of these YSL shoes are sextastic, but as my attraction to black stilettos is fetishistic and all-consuming, the ones on the far right are making my fingers itch with the need to touch.

Life in Travel: Traveling through Shoes River

The metallic strappies are delicious.  I would give up eating for a few days to get my hands on those.
Jun 22, 2009 2:16pm
suicideblonde: Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer

suicideblonde:

Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer
Jun 22, 2009 2:15pm
adeandabet: thisrecording: bro captured the flag after all In Which In A Manner of Speaking I Just Want To Bleed Bon Temps, indeed. Jason Stackhouse, how I love thee.  Let me count the ways.  I would even forgive that you are dumber than a brick.  Oh Jason Stackhouse.

adeandabet:

thisrecording:

bro captured the flag after all

In Which In A Manner of Speaking I Just Want To Bleed

Bon Temps, indeed.

Jason Stackhouse, how I love thee.  Let me count the ways.  I would even forgive that you are dumber than a brick.  Oh Jason Stackhouse.
Jun 22, 2009 2:14pm
sistermarymartha: dailybunny: Via  Two for Tea. Thirsty, Minty?  I’ll have a cup please.  Hold the lumps of sugar and milk.

sistermarymartha:

dailybunny:

Via

 Two for Tea.

Thirsty, Minty?

 I’ll have a cup please.  Hold the lumps of sugar and milk.
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